Total Medals Earned: 1,372 (From 203 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,110 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (100/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 8/60 (60/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (250/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (150/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.